1 November, 2008
The borrowing of the meme from Jennifer at Saying Yes:
My uncle once: Drove me to the ER after his dog bit my hand quite badly.
Never in my life: have I cheated on a lover.
When I was five: I read at a 3rd grade level.
High school was: Torturous because of my stutter, tolerable because of good friends.
I will never forget: Watching salmon spawn.
Once I met: Madeline Albright.
There’s this girl I know: who reminds me of me 12 years ago…
Once at a bar: I ended a fight…
By noon, I’m usually: pining for a third cup of coffee.
Last night: I had beers with friends from high school.
If I only had: the words.
Next time I go to church: I will donate every dime I can scrounge for the heating oil fund. My church – to the extend I attend – has about 10 active members. I do not count myself as one.
What worries me most: That those we are not with may be against us.
What I miss most about the 1980’s: The Pixies
If I were a Shakespeare character, I’d be: Mercutio.
A better name for me would be: Mercutio
I have a hard time understanding: business administraton
If I ever go back to school: I would not get an MBA.
You know I like you if: I make you coffee.
Take my advice, never: go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
My ideal breakfast is: Coffee, NPR
Why won’t people: use their turn signals?
The world could do without: Asteroids.
My favorite blondes are: Gitanes
If I do anything well, it’s: make coffee.
And by the way: would you like a cup of coffee?