A Meme

The borrowing of the meme from Jennifer at Saying Yes:

My uncle once: Drove me to the ER after his dog bit my hand quite badly.

Never in my life: have I cheated on a lover.

When I was five: I read at a 3rd grade level.

High school was: Torturous because of my stutter, tolerable because of good friends.

I will never forget: Watching salmon spawn.

Once I met: Madeline Albright.

There’s this girl I know: who reminds me of me 12 years ago…

Once at a bar: I ended a fight…

By noon, I’m usually: pining for a third cup of coffee.

Last night: I had beers with friends from high school.

If I only had: the words.

Next time I go to church: I will donate every dime I can scrounge for the heating oil fund. My church – to the extend I attend – has about 10 active members. I do not count myself as one.

What worries me most: That those we are not with may be against us.

What I miss most about the 1980’s:  The Pixies

If I were a Shakespeare character, I’d be: Mercutio.

A better name for me would be: Mercutio

I have a hard time understanding: business administraton

If I ever go back to school: I would not get an MBA.

You know I like you if: I make you coffee.

Take my advice, never: go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

My ideal breakfast is: Coffee, NPR

Why won’t people: use their turn signals?

The world could do without: Asteroids.

My favorite blondes are: Gitanes

If I do anything well, it’s: make coffee.

And by the way: would you like a cup of coffee?